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This thrilling week comes with a warning label

Published: Saturday, August 29th August 2026

This thrilling week has all the hallmarks of a theme park ride that would make the most popular attractions green with envy.

One minute, we’re thrown into the air jubilantly, then our safety harness snaps tight as we dangle for what might feel like an age.

With Jupiter/Saturn/Mars energy blending, know where a line exists between optimism and a need for grounding. Mars energy can be confrontational or pleasurable. Your call.

AUGUST 31 2026 – JUPITER HIGH-FIVES SATURN

Forget playing small. Jupiter and Saturn create serious get-it-done energy. Distractions? Ignore them. Drama? Let somebody else deal with it. You’ve got bigger fish to fry.

Start the business. Expand the project. Make the decision you’ve been chewing over forever.

Problems that normally make you want to scream into a pillow could suddenly have surprisingly obvious solutions.

Think bigger. Act smarter. Then go and build something that lasts!

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SEPTEMBER 1 2026 – MARS SQUARES UP TO SATURN

I can’t help but think of the film Home Alone with this planetary pairing.

The Bad Guys soon discover that what looked like a straightforward plan contains numerous unforeseen and extremely uncomfortable obstacles.

You may be fired up, impatient and ready to conquer the universe — only to discover the universe has scattered sharp, prickly things around for you to step on in socked feet.

And the harder you push, the harder someone or something pushes back. Bosses, rules, delays, stubborn people… take your pick.

So don’t start a war you can’t win. Protect what you’ve got. Work quietly. Fix weaknesses. Conserve your energy.

If somebody seriously annoys you, don’t listen to how Mars wants you to deal with it.

Mars won’t be the one offering the apology later.

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I wish you a successful and memorable week.

Until next week, take care, be safe and be happy.

Best wishes

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